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Book Review: Thumped by Megan McCafferty

Title: Thumped (sequel to Bumped)

Author: Megan McCafferty

Publication Date: April 24, 2012

Genre: Dystopian YA

Publisher: Balzer + Bray

Rating: 2.5/5 stars

How I got it: Pre-ordered and downloaded on my iPad

Summary (from Amazon): It’s been thirty-five weeks since twin sisters Harmony and Melody went their separate ways. Since then, their story has become irresistible to legions of girls: twins separated at birth and living different lives, each due to deliver sets of twins . . . on the same day! In a future where only teens can “bump,” or give birth, babies mean money, status, and freedom.

Married to Ram and living in religious Goodside, Harmony spends her time trying to fit back into the community she once loved and believed in. But she can’t seem to forget about Jondoe, the guy she fell in love with under the strangest of circumstances.

To her adoring fans, Melody has achieved everything she always wanted: a big, fat contract and a coupling with Jondoe, the hottest bump prospect around. But this image is costing her the one guy she really wants.

Cursed by their own popularity, the girls are obsessively tracked by their millions of fans, who have been eagerly counting down the days to their “Double Double Due Date.” Without a doubt, they are two of the most powerful teen girls on the planet, and there’s only one thing they could do that would make them more famous than they already are:

Tell the truth.

Review: I read Bumped a few months back when I found that it was available as a 99 cent download from Amazon (I love those sales!). I knew nothing about the book going into it except that it was vaguely dystopian and that it focused on teen pregnancy. Plus I figured it was worth a read at only 99 cents and if I hated it then I wasn’t out the price of a brand new hardback.

It took me a while to get into Bumped, I read the first chapter and then let a few weeks go by before picking it up and actually finishing the entire book. However, once I got into the story I wanted to see how things played out for Harmony and Melody and once the story ended I knew I’d absolutely have to read the sequel. I pre=ordered in on my iPad and waited patiently for it to release.

Thumped picks up 37 weeks after the end of Bumped and we see that Harmony and Melody are planning on delivering sets of twins on the same day. They are the hottest thing in teen pregnancy, only problem is that Harmony has gone back to her home in Goodside with her Husband Ram and

I loved how Megan McCafferty took the horrors and very real problem of teenage pregnancy and completely turned it on its head and gave us a world where teen pregnancy is expected, glamorized and promoted everywhere. This is one dystopian book where I had very little difficulty imagining that this was a very real possibility for our future. Watching teen girls get so pumped up and excited over being selected to “bump” with a hot RePro star was a little surreal and I felt a twinge of heartbreak thinking that in that world at my current age I’d be unable to bear my own children.

In fact, one of the few things that bugged me while reading both Bumped and Thumped was the overuse of the, oftentimes, ridiculous slang words. I found myself reading words like “Fertilicious” and “Neggy” and wondering how in the world she came up with these terms. And would anyone seriously use them. Then I stop for a moment and think of the overuse of “internet speak” and phrases like “Totes,” “cray-cray,” and “amazeballs” (not gonna lie, I kinda love that word) and you realize we’re kinda already there. It’s totes crazy, y’all.

Despite being shelved and classified as “dystopian fiction for young adults” McCafferty’s world is peppy and upbeat, filled with entertaining and occasionally outlandish characters. Twins Harmony and Melody play two halves of the same whole who believe in very different things, but at the core of it are more similar than they realize. The supporting cast of characters include Melody’s best guy friend Zen, her publicist Lib, Johnoe the famously hot RePo and Harmony’s husband Ram. While some are a bit over the top or over zealous in their ideals all the characters work well in this crazy world McCafferty has created. A few of the more minor characters are a little one-dimensional and seem to try to hard to have more depth they serve their purpose in the overall storyline and are easily glossed over if they bother you too much.
If you’re in the mood for a light-hearted read that doesn’t take itself too seriously then you should absolutely take a look at both Bumped and Thumped. However, if you’re feeling rather cynical or coming down a Hunger Games-esque high you may want to wait a bit before you pick this up.

Also, for an interesting read check out this post on Megan McCafferty’s blog about how this world is closer than we think!


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Book Review: The False Princess by Eilis O’Neal

Title: The False Princess

Author: Eilis O’Neal

Publication Date: January 25, 2011

Genre: YA Fantasy

Publisher: EgmontUSA

Rating: 2.5/5 stars

Summary (from Amazon): Princess and heir to the throne of Thorvaldor, Nalia’s led a privileged life at court.  But everything changes when it’s revealed, just after her sixteenth birthday, that she is a false princess, a stand-in for the real Nalia, who has been hidden away for her protection.  Cast out with little more than the clothes on her back, the girl now called Sinda must leave behind the city of Vivaskari, her best friend, Keirnan, and the only life she’s ever known.

Sinda is sent to live with her only surviving relative, an aunt who is a dyer in a distant village. She is a cold, scornful woman with little patience for her newfound niece, and Sinda proves inept at even the simplest tasks.  But when Sinda discovers that magic runs through her veins – long-suppressed, dangerous magic that she must learn to control – she realizes that she can never learn to be a simple village girl.

Returning to Vivaskari for answers, Sinda finds her purpose as a wizard scribe, rediscovers the boy who saw her all along, and uncovers a secret that could change the course of Thorvaldor’s history, forever.

Review (caution, very limited spoilers): I was drawn to this book from the first time I read the description while standing in the aisle of my loca Barnes and Noble. The story of deception, of a girl who has believed she’s the princess only to learn all at once that it was a lie and she has to leave the only life she’s ever known drew me in and practically begged me to give it a chance.

This book had such a promising plot line, but the narrative style fell short. Sinda often disappears into her head for long rambling thoughts that close you off from the character’s and the world around her and don’t allow you to fully engage with her world. We’re left with mere glimpses and one sided development of other the other characters in the story which leaves you feeling that the story was not fully fleshed out. When you are introduced to the character of Mika, a girl who captures and engages the reader in a way that is far more satisfying than Sinda has ever managed, you find yourself a bit angry at the author for not giving this fascinating character more page time.

From the beginning I had sympathy for Sinda, but she frustrated me all the same. I could never understand how she simply allowed herself to be cast out, without protest, of the only home she ever knew, away from the parents she had loved since infancy and the one person she called friend. I wanted to see her fight and rage and call them on the absolute unfairness of it all (after all, she had every right to her anger), but she simply went meekly to the carriage and let them take her away. At that point it was as if she simply shut down and accepted that this was how it was.

While she came a bit more into herself once discovering magic she still felt far too hesitant to be the heroine that carried the story. Honestly, had Sinda not discovered the magic within her I think she would have simply melted sadly away into the pastoral life she lived with her Aunt and it felt like her magic was simply a way for the author to avoid that fate rather than a true gift given to her character.

If you’re looking for a book to satisfy you after you’ve read the likes of Kristin Cashore’s Graceling or Suzanne Collin’s The Hunger Games trilogy this wouldn’t be the next step. But if you’re looking for a fun and simple fantasy book to take you away for an afternoon this is worth checking out.

Have any of you read The False Princess? I’m curious to read your thoughts on the story!


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